notus 发表于 2006-5-10 15:33:42

[继续有趣的东东]joystiq制造的E3最佳新闻稿

When hordes of gamers stand in line at a press conference, eagerly awaiting a disgruntled security guard to open the doors and let them storm through, the conversations one can overhear seem to fluctuate wildly between intriguing and painfully moronic. One of these discussions, which nestles snugly between those two extremes, was regarding the PS3's rather hefty cost. It didn't take long for someone to make the joke that the PS3 is just about worth its weight in gold. The remarks got a few laughs, despite the fact that current gold prices don't quite match up to such a claim.

The $599 PS3 is, however, worth its weight in Uranium.The radioactive substance so popular amongst terrorists is expected to hit $54 a pound this year, meaning that if you choose to buy 11 pounds of Uranium (and why wouldn't you?), you'll actually end up saving $5. Cutting-edge console and Blu-Ray player, or a vast quantity of apocalyptic material? Not an easy decision to make, but either investment will likely end up blowing you away (sorry).

url http://www.joystiq.com/2006/05/09/ps3-worth-its-weight-in-uranium/

我们之前期待的争论的为之烦躁不安的消息-ps3的售价-终于公布了,很好,$599。实际上,当一些人为这个定价而目瞪口呆的时候,早有脑子转的快的人士得出这样的结论:这个定价是按照 ps3本体的重量×黄金的价格 然后得出的,当然,现在的黄金价好像有些偏离。
而实际上,这个定价实际由来是 ps3本体的重量×铀的价格 。作为在恐怖分子中间很流行的放射性物质:铀,今年的价格是$54/磅。也就是说,如果你改变主意而去买11磅铀,你还会节省下$5。
现在的问题就是,你是打算买ps3还是去买铀?当然,无论哪个决定都会让你最终随风而逝。

ps 我按照我的理解改写了这篇文章,大家不要过于计较我还没有过4级的英语水平

最后,厚道的附铀的矿石图片一张
http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/05/Uranium.jpg

逆转·EXE 发表于 2006-5-10 15:53:50

我还是去买铀吧。。。。。

Q_Ace 发表于 2006-5-10 15:58:17

随风而逝......

冰の沸点 发表于 2006-5-10 16:00:20

买铀
做原子弓单去

notus 发表于 2006-5-10 16:27:13

原帖由 Q_Ace 于 2006-5-10 15:58 发表
随风而逝......
突然想起了彩虹乐队的那首“请不要随风而逝”,于是就用上了

宝石 发表于 2006-5-10 16:39:58

语言很犀利嘛~ 想到啥就说啥

anoox 发表于 2006-5-10 21:16:11

所以PS3这回很可能会和贵金属一样沦为稀有品吧。

霞·雫 发表于 2006-5-10 21:24:30

他不会说L消音的丝巾扣一个就3百刀阿,你是买扣扣丝巾还是买铀炸东京.

love naru 发表于 2006-5-10 21:41:18

原帖由 冰の沸点 于 2006-5-10 16:00 发表
买铀
做原子弓单去


...还不如造氢弓单~~~~~原子弓单威力不够~~~

T_K_Y 发表于 2006-5-10 22:01:35

原帖由 霞·雫 于 2006-5-10 21:24 发表
他不会说L消音的丝巾扣一个就3百刀阿,你是买扣扣丝巾还是买铀炸东京.


恩,目标是东京的话,确实可以考虑1下下
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