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This ad appeared on craigslist.com :
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
The response:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
拜托- -
原来这是原版的啊．．．．．＝ ＝
原帖由 超能女皇 于 2007-10-21 12:36 发表 http://nwbbs.com/images/common/back.gif
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这话有道理 唉 说什么男女平等 其实女人还是男人的附属品
假如有一天半夜，我打开电视看到的不是裸体的女人而是男人的话。
我去自杀。（同性恋频道除外）
原帖由 aowang 于 2007-10-21 16:34 发表 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
假如有一天半夜，我打开电视看到的不是裸体的女人而是男人的话。
我去自杀。（同性恋频道除外） 好吧 至少有那么一点不平等了
不过更说明男人的无聊
原帖由 aowang 于 2007-10-21 15:04 发表 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
假如有一天半夜，我打开电视看到的不是裸体的女人而是男人的话。
我去自杀。（同性恋频道除外）
专家啊．．．．．．．．．．
原帖由 超能女皇 于 2007-10-21 15:13 发表 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
好吧 至少有那么一点不平等了
不过更说明男人的无聊
假如有一天，你看到网易女性频道有美容、婚姻爱情、服装（外加少得可怜的保护皮毛动物）、旅游以外的话题的话……
据说可以得到永远的幸福
原帖由 在风中中风 于 2007-10-21 15:24 发表 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
假如有一天，你看到网易女性频道有美容、婚姻爱情、服装（外加少得可怜的保护皮毛动物）、旅游以外的话题的话……
据说可以得到永远的幸福
那位已经认定男人无聊了。
无法改变了。
本人要向此位金融前辈好好学学......为什么我学金融就没有这样的深度内?
人果然是一种高级动物……
太生意化了
一切都和钱搭边
看来我们以后只去嫖就好了
别结婚
神人眼光就上不同
原帖由 Ring 于 2007-10-21 14:31 发表 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
是XING了，但也说的有道理
膜拜下.. 第一次在水区看见
原帖由 ＆黑百合＆ 于 2007-10-21 19:09 发表 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
看来我们以后只去嫖就好了
别结婚
当心得病哦
1年100万美金只是中收入。那我现在还不是穷到离谱？
原帖由 独行战士 于 2007-10-22 12:21 发表 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
1年100万美金只是中收入。那我现在还不是穷到离谱？
这么多人要打倒美帝国主义不是没有理由的
原帖由 原始恶魔 于 2007-10-22 12:34 发表 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
这么多人要打倒美帝国主义不是没有理由的
为什么要打倒呢，你去美国赚美金不好吗