林原幽助 发表于 2009-8-14 22:35:38

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: evenin
You: evenin
Stranger: almost mid night actually, does the evenin greeting still apply?
You: Twas OK
Stranger: ah that settles it then
Stranger: where are you from strange person?
You: PRC
You: and you?
Stranger: Australia
You: Student?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Law
You: That's great
Stranger: what about you?
You: I'm just working in an outsourcing company
Stranger: oh in what industry?
You: Computer programme.
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: my dad is a programmer
You: Making game?or other programme?
Stranger: business programmes
Stranger: for example software to run democratic elections
Stranger: to count votes
You: my work is quite similar to it
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: hey you know its getting late here and I am going to sleep now
Stranger: good bye
You: CU

林原幽助 发表于 2009-8-14 22:39:23

本帖最后由 林原幽助 于 2009-8-14 22:48 编辑

看看NW有米撞车的= =




You: hi
Stranger: 이렇게 이렇게 나 행복해~~~~~~~
You: - -
Stranger: 어떻해 어떻해 좋은걸 나 어떻게
You: 韓国語禁止


想必棒子是不认识汉字的

ygo 发表于 2009-8-14 22:52:20

我靠了,同城聊天室么

可以发展成新交友平台哦

cattingyy 发表于 2009-8-15 00:20:49

我靠了,同城聊天室么

可以发展成新交友平台哦
ygo 发表于 2009-8-14 22:52 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
明显是交友平台

gdstlisd 发表于 2009-8-15 00:32:35

我第一次上这个就交了个MM(是姐姐..),加了Q了..

有一次找到一个不断发这个给我,啥意思的说?谁翻译下?
Zero Six fuse 10 74 ... that will... surface in 90 seconds..... Within a radius of four miles... 5880. Personnel with five ... are ... mutilation ...... Contamination centers are being advised that three ..... ... in two hours. Personnel are to be there.

cattingyy 发表于 2009-8-15 00:34:26

我第一次上这个就交了个MM(是姐姐..),加了Q了..

有一次找到一个不断发这个给我,啥意思的说?谁翻译下?
Zero Six fuse 10 74 ... that will... surface in 90 seconds..... Within a radius of four miles... 5880 ...
gdstlisd 发表于 2009-8-15 00:32 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
你运气真好,我到现在还没找到一个姐姐加Q

forge軍曹 发表于 2009-8-15 09:33:50

Stranger: hi, im normal, wanna chat?
You: yes
Stranger: Wow, I haven't gotten this far in a while.. haha.. Interested in anything... interesting?
You: so many crazy inside
Stranger: Well.. there is.
Stranger: Robots aren't really crazy though, they are just .. well.. I can't think of a punchline.
You: yes...
You: i hate
Stranger: But I have ran into a lot of pedophiles on here... kinda creepy.
Stranger: You.. hate..
Stranger: I'm hanging on...
You: ?
Stranger: oh, that was the end, Appologies
You: i come form china
You: idon't know your word....too hard
Stranger: You seem to have a fair amount of knowledge.. to at least go this far.
Stranger: Do you like table tennis?
You: soso
Stranger: Baseball?
Stranger: Math?
You: that's right
Stranger: dont meet a lot of people like that on here
You: why?
Stranger: ok, have fun in china, dont eat the yellow rice
看不明白啊....我只有初三水平.

coretep 发表于 2009-8-15 10:31:14

本帖最后由 coretep 于 2009-8-15 11:26 编辑

Stranger: hi there
Stranger: how ru doing?
You: hi
You: nothing
Stranger: where you from?
You: 春兄さんを信じて、この場でフルパワー復活する!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: where r u from?

You: do u believe in spring bro?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: do u believe in the God?

Stranger: i dont

You: and do u believe in spring bro?

Stranger: yes ...

You: 同志啊!`

Stranger: ok....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


春哥威武

在下专门负责用春哥吓跑对手


You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: do u believe in the God?

Stranger: no

Stranger: Do you have any hobbies

You: like basketball?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: cool

You: sorry my basketball is just so-so

Stranger: It does not matter, I am also

You: some other hobbies? like some trade card games?

Stranger: trade card games?no

You: where r u from

Stranger: china

Stranger: u

You: jp

Stranger: oh

You: it is said that u chinese hate jp

Stranger: no

Stranger: Do you like Chinese culture, it

You: yes,i can say a little chinese,like 你好

Stranger: 你好

You: do you speak jp?

Stranger: あなたを知ってうれしく思います

Stranger: こんにちは

You: 強い

You: こんにちは

Stranger: ありがとう

You: “春兄さんを信じて、この場でフルパワー復活する!”

You: この話はなに?

Stranger: I DON'T KNOW

Stranger: I can speak only a little

You: o

You: so let's continue with english

Stranger: ok

Stranger: have you been to china

You: i hope so

Stranger: welcomr

You: how about your hometown?

Stranger: nice

Stranger: Do you know of Confucius

You: these days, when i say jp, they always respond“春兄さんを信じて、この場でフルパワー復活する!”

You: could u give me a reason?

Stranger: 春兄さんを信じて、この場でフルパワー復活する!”
what's the meaning??

You: that's i wanna know

Stranger: I am sorry, I do not understand

You: it seems mean that if i believe a elder brother names"haru" , i will reborn with full power

You: but who is the "haru"?

Stranger: i don't know

You: and it's"haru",not"haruhi"

You: oh,maybe if you ask some other one ,they may tell you the answer

Stranger: oh

You: there chinese is too hard for me to understand

Stranger: On Easter

You: where is your hometown?

Stranger: shandong

You: it seems that shandong was under jp's control for some years.as a jp, i'm sorry for that

Stranger: your welcome

You: oh ,i know why you mention Confucious

You: it is said that chinese in shandong believe in Confucious like most westeners believe in the God

Stranger: "haru" Resurrection

Stranger: nearly

You: how do you know this page?

Stranger: Baidu search

You: some chinese said that they come there from something with"wow",what's that?

Stranger: express admiration for sth

You: do you use a translator to chat?

You: your english seems so strange

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

更新一个不认识春哥的

coretep 发表于 2009-8-15 10:40:27

You: 你好!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: eh?
You: 你好!
You: 嘿嘿!
Stranger: i can't display those characters.
Stranger: nigero.
溺水的鱼 发表于 2009-8-14 14:18 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif

某人悲剧了,有些地方的电脑是显示不出汉字的,就像某些电脑显示日文是乱码一样

forge軍曹 发表于 2009-8-15 10:45:01

暗炮这么有空啊,,,,,,,

coretep 发表于 2009-8-15 10:51:19

暗炮这么有空啊,,,,,,,
forge軍曹 发表于 2009-8-15 10:45 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif

这是寂寞

顺便,在下想把以下对话作为牛娃的接头暗号


-:hi
-:hi
-:do u believe in the God?
-:no im believe in spring bro

axlsdsg 发表于 2009-8-15 13:23:06

Stranger:hi
You: hi
Stranger: be my wife
You: i am m
Stranger: cool,i am s

cattingyy 发表于 2009-8-15 13:26:04

Stranger:hi
You: hi
Stranger: be my wife
You: i am m
Stranger: cool,i am s
axlsdsg 发表于 2009-8-15 13:23 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
結了吧,還等什么

axlsdsg 发表于 2009-8-15 13:27:57


結了吧,還等什么
cattingyy 发表于 2009-8-15 13:26 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
我说bye了

cattingyy 发表于 2009-8-15 13:32:50

You: do u masturbate?
Stranger: Yes, and any girl who tells you she doesn't. Is lying to you.
You: oh
----------------------
我想很久的事,終于解開了
PS:你說bye干嘛

axlsdsg 发表于 2009-8-15 13:34:46

135# cattingyy
我想我只适合和女孩子结婚

cattingyy 发表于 2009-8-15 13:38:22

真的嗎?可能他就是女的

axlsdsg 发表于 2009-8-15 13:41:03

那真是太糟糕了,,,,我失去了一个入赘到海外的机会

cattingyy 发表于 2009-8-15 14:01:07

那真是太糟糕了,,,,我失去了一个入赘到海外的机会
axlsdsg 发表于 2009-8-15 13:41 http://bbs.newwise.com/images/common/back.gif
可能而已

shenmimengzhu 发表于 2009-8-15 17:17:10

You: エッチよ~~
Stranger: f
Stranger: m/f
You: エッチよ~~

Stranger: ima m
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: yes
Stranger: im a male
You: http://xxxxxx.blog35.fc2.com/blog-entry-246.html
Stranger: you hott?
You: なに?
Stranger: you wanna send me a naked pic?
You: はい
Stranger: http://xxxxxx.blog35.fc2.com/blog-entry-246.html
Stranger: http://www.xxxxx.com/images/doc/white_big_dick.jpg
You: すごい
You: 好きだ~~
Stranger: thanks
You: 好きだ~~好きだ~~
Stranger: can i have a pic of your tits exposed?

You: はい
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: you wanna send the link or send it to my email?
You: http://xxxxx-origin.fc2.com/q/q/y/qqy/file_20090813T224000462.jpg
Stranger: MAJOR BUSH
You: なに?
Stranger: SHAVE
You: はい
You: http://xxxxxx-origin.fc2.com/q/q/y/qqy/file_20090813T223952728.jpg
You: 自分の写真を1枚よ
Stranger: thats better got any more?

You: はい
Stranger: do you have any more
You: http://bxxxxxxxxxx-origin.fc2.com/q/q/y/qqy/file_20090813T223953149.jpg
You: も1枚よ~~

Stranger: you hott any more?
Stranger: you got any more?
You: なに
Stranger: ill give another of my dick for another of you
You: ライト~~
Stranger: http://xxxxxxxxcom/cody/more/big10.jpg
You: たべたいのだよ~~   
Stranger: now you send yours
You: 今日の1枚よ~~
Stranger: a video of you masterbating will be acceptable
You: http://xxxxxxxxxn.fc2.com/q/q/y/qqy/file_20090813T223953790.jpg
Stranger: any more?
Stranger: i got more
You: http://xxxxxxxxxc2.com/q/q/y/qqy/file_20090813T223957147.jpg
You: 2枚よ~~

Stranger: damn i want more but if you habe a video i will take it
You: http://xxxxxxxxxin.fc2.com/q/q/y/qqy/file_20090813T223950368.jpg
You: まだまだ~~
Stranger: omg you are really hott
Stranger: ill take more
You: ビデオはないよ~~
Stranger: ill take one of you fingering yourself
Stranger: http://xxxxxxxxxnet/st/thumbs/014/0810453737.jpg
You: 好きだ~~
Stranger: ill take both a video or more pics
You: ピクス~~
You: ありがどう~~
Stranger: what?
You: http://xxxxxxxxxxigin.fc2.com/q/q/y/qqy/file_20090813T223949763.jpg
You:3枚よ~~
Stranger: your hott
Stranger: got any more?
You: http://xxxxxxxxx-origin.fc2.com/q/q/y/qqy/file_20090813T223952242.jpg
You: 4枚よ~~

Stranger: http://xxxxxxxxlocation.net/img/10717.jpg
You: 食べたいよ~~
You: 大好きだ~~
Stranger: got any more?
You: はい
Stranger: ill take another pic from you
You: はい
You: 熱いよ~~
Stranger: you got any more?
You: http://xxxxxxxxfc2.com/q/q/y/qqy/file_20090813T224000923.jpg
You: マンコに熱いよ~~

Stranger: plz keep them comin
You: なに?
Stranger: can i have more ur sooo hot
Stranger: can i have some more pics?
You: はい
You: http://xxxxxxxxxxn.fc2.com/q/q/y/qqy/file_20090813T223946702.jpg
You: 5枚よ~~

Stranger: do you have a camera?
Stranger: will you send more?
You: カメラ?
You: ない
Stranger: will you send another pic
You: はい
You: でもね~~
Stranger: you got any more pics?
You: 最後に1枚よ~~
You: http://xxxxxxxxm/q/q/y/qqy/file_20090813T223946033.jpg
Stranger: thats a good one any more?
Stranger: http://xxxxxxxxxp-content/gallery/penis/big-boy-50093.jpg
You: さあ、バイバイ、お兄さん~~
Stranger: can i have anotheR?
You: お兄さんのオチンチン大好きだ~~
Stranger: do you have anymore?
Stranger: do you?
You: http://xxxxxxxx-origin.fc2.com/q/q/y/qqy/file_20090813T224002115.jpg      
Stranger: you got anymore of your tits?
You: 本当に最後の写真よ~~
You: おやすみ~~お兄さんのおちんちん大好きだ~~
マンコの中に熱いよ~~バイバイ~~
Stranger: do you?
You have disconnected.

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遇到一個看得懂日語的米國癡漢。。。我在裝霓虹癡女釣魚。。。他還真上鉤了。。。隨便搜索了一個霓虹H博客上的H寫真給他他還真信是我的寫真。。。真是白癡的可愛

敏感鏈接已做馬賽克處理。。。想得到真實是不可能的

以上。。。
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