以下是BOSS战功略
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>-----BOSS<>FIGHT-----<
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>-----RED BRIEF J-----<
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Known as the boss with the lamest name in the history of video gaming,
Red Brief J is the first boss that you will actually have a lot of
trouble with figuring out how to destroy him. In fact, at least two out
of ten people that are reading this FAQ/Walkthrough are searching for a
strategy against Red Brief J, and I am willing to provide it here.
You are likely here because of this boss. So let's get to it, right? Red
Brief J will not be harmed by your silly fist attacks, so combos are
definitely out of the question here. And you cannot KO him either, which
presents the whole 'We Can't Piledrive or Wild Swing-Ding this boss!'
problem.
So just how do you defeat the Red Brief J, anyway? The preferred method
of offing the Red Brief J boss is by avoiding his attacks. Yes, simply
doing that will set the Red Brief J into a state of stupidness, which
will allow you to hit him while he is wide open. But how? Combos don't
work, so how the hell can you destroy something that is invincible?
I will tell you how: The Ground Pound. You see, Red Brief J's first
attack is the Dashing Charge, in which he will dash from one side of the
screen to wherever you are currently at in an attempt to destroy you. If
you avoid this attack, the Red Brief J will begins losing his balance on
the very edge of the railing on this big, metal, floating, lava boat.
It is at this time, while the Red Brief J is trembling off of the ledge
of the railing, that you should definitely Ground Pound the entire
platform, regardless of where at, and send him into the lava. He will
sprout out several Coins, which will land into the center of the metal
platform for you to collect.
Might I add that you should stray from the sides of the metal platform
as much as possible whenever you decide to Ground Pound while the Red
Brief J is teetering on the ledge of the railing? If you are too far
down and decide to Ground Pound, you will get hit by the lava that seeps
through the holes in the platform, so get towards the solid center
before you decide to use the Ground Pound attack.
And yes, before you even answer, after you hit him once with the Ground
Pound into the lava combo, the Red Brief J enemy will use the Dashing
Charge twice in a row, and you do not even have to lure him near the
ledge for him to begin teetering on and off of the side, either. If you
get in the middle, he will over charge you. So just Ground Pound once he
begins falling off.
As for the rest of Red Brief J's attacks, they include the highly
obscure, and the overly cliche and lame. For the first, which is the
overly cliche and lame one, you can expect the Red Brief J boss to use
the same exact technique that almost all of the other recent bosses have
used, which is the energy ray. He will use his hand as a cannon, and
spit out an energy ray, or a few, once you get some of his Skulls down.
The second attack is one of the obscure ones, and one of the more
intelligent attacks that I have seen in a video game in quite some time.
He will just use a simple Ground Pound in the center of the big floating
platform, but the genius is in the fact that he uses the environment to
his advantage, so when he jumps and disappears, run towards the middle,
that way you do not get hit.
The third attack is a blatant form of wrestling maneuver that is
commonly called the 'Elbow Drop.' This is the same move that made 'Macho
Man' Randy Savage a millionaire on Slim Jim commercials. Anyways, you
can tell when this will happen because of the fact that Red Brief J will
spin in the air, and land on you. I'll go ahead and add to stay away
from his feet at all times, as they will literally be on fire. Yow.
His fourth 'other' attack is based on his latter 'form' of attacks.
After you have knocked the Red Brief J into the lava several times, he
will begin getting ticked off extremely easily. Having your butt dipped
in lava would make you angry, too. This attack is the 'Twirling Dance'
attack, in which he will charge at you while spinning in circles like an
ice skater, and will NOT be vulnerable to attacks after the attack,
either. Bummer. This will also happen early on if you attempt to punch
the Red Brief J.
This boss fight is not THAT tough, once you have the basic idea of what
to do, and given the fact that you know what you are doing when you do
it. Or something like that. After five lava baths, the Red Brief J will
be done for, and you will receive his piece of the key to the gigantic
Treasure Chest. Oh boy! |