原文的标题是: PSP strikes back! Sub-1000 yen UMDs!!! :O #1
"Admit defeat, Ken. Your PSP lineup in Japan sucks horribly. Nobody in Tokyo gives two shakes about GTA. I am the victor! As a peace offering, I will give you my Nintendog Mario. He knows how to shake and roll over. You do have a DS, don't you?"
"I sold my DS, bitch. Keep your mangy mutt. It's time to use the LAST RESORT."
"By the beard of Black Jesus! You can't be serious!"
"REDUCE THE PRICE OF UMD PORN TO 980 YEN!"
"You're such an asshole. Talk to the finger."
Kutaragi: "Now businessmen can enjoy pornography on the train for less than the cost of a curry lunch buffet!"
Businessman: "This PSP will satisfy me like my wife never will."
Anyway, it looks like the manufacturing process for UMD videos must have gotten REALLY cheap in the past month, because we are now seeing the debut of 980-YEN PSP PR0N here in Japan!
Japan's Image Corporation is now publishing full, 120-minute, decently encoded, region-free UMD movies, featuring "THE BIKINI MARINPIC!" and "Obscene Driving School Amorous Passion Instructor", which should be pretty much self-explanatory. These are by far the cheapest UMDs in existence, and it makes me wonder if there's a future for more budget releases of actual movies or TV shows. Note that Yodobashi sells the UMDs for 860 yen, and with the added 10% points, that's about six bucks US!
Get with the ordering from Amazon Japan! |