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The Story of Sir Peter, the Princess and the Evil Dragon
The dragon shall be back to the hell where it came from! As I, sir Peter, Knight of Justice, Evil’s nightmares, and the son of the Iron Warrior shall defeat that disgusting creature, and rescue the beautiful princess.
The journey was difficult, I have climbed the mountain, I have crossed the swamp, I have passed through the dungeon of the dragon, I have even met death itself a several times, but I made it. The dragon is right behind this door. Oh, I can even feel its horrible breath blows on the door. I draw out my sword, make myself into a good position, and then open the door silently.
I saw the dragon, sleeping, its giant body moves up and down as it breathes. It is as hideous as they say, dark skin, like the color of the swamp I passed, and like that swamp, it has a rotten animals odor.
“Prepare to meet your fate, evil demon!” I announce.
“What?!” it cries “What is it!!? What?!”
“I am sir Peter, Knight of Justice, Evil’s nightmares, and the son of the Iron Warrior. I shall slay you and rescue the beautiful princess”
“What did I ever do to deserve this, huh? Why is everybody trying to blame me for what I did not do, why is everyone trying to kill me for reason I can’t understand?”
“Because you are a dragon,” I answer with affirmation, “You are one cunning foe, you dirty snake. But your trick shall not work for me, for I am sir Peter, Knight of Justice, Evil’s nightmares, and the son of the Iron Warrior!”
“Stop it! Stop it!” the dragon cries.
“It is too late for begging now, you cowardly turtle. You shall have known this day will come after what you have done.”
“What? What I have done? Whatever did I do to be evil?” the dragon cries with despair.
“You are a dragon, you don’t need a crime to be evil. You are evil for being evil!” I am most satisfied with my flawless logic.
“I didn’t choose to be a dragon, did I? How is it my fault that I am a dragon? How does that make me evil?” the dragon stops crying.
“You have kidnapped the princess!” I answer righteously.
“But there is no princess!” the dragon starts to cry again.
“There must be a princess! There is always a princess. There is always a hero and a dragon, and in the end, the dragon has to die, or there will not be a ‘happily ever after’. This is how the whole thing goes!” How dare it questions my moral, how dare it questions the moral of the world! That worthless lizard, I can’t wait to rip it apart to little peaces with my trusted sword!
“But there isn’t any! I am telling you-”
I didn’t wait for the devil to finish. I don’t have to. I cut off its throat with my beloved sword by just one flip. It only takes a flip to kill a dragon, as easy as that. I know there is a princess, there will always be. In fact, I find her right around the corner of the room, standing there with her big and shallow eyes, pretty and innocent as always.
So at the end of the day, I and my lovely princess married, and we born many children who grew up to be princesses and heroes – none of them are dragons, which is a good thing, and they born many children too, and none of them are dragons.
And we all live happily ever after.
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