[转帖]GS对WII版NBA LIVE 08的评论

紫晶情缘

游戏的优点：
Perfectly harmless if you don't unwrap it  .
没拆封这个游戏前它对你没害处～
Good commentary
解说很棒

缺点：
Controls don't really work
控制超烂

Gameplay is a mess

游戏性一团糟
Graphics are terrible


图象恶心～
AI is lousy

AI很蠢
Most everything else.
几乎所有其他的都是缺点～

以下是几个经典的恶毒评论：
Like Madden, NBA Live offers "family style" controls that require only the remote, ……However, it doesn't really matter what control style you pick because the gameplay is a complete wreck
像NFL一样，NBA提供了家庭风格和高级风格的操作，但是，你选哪种风格真的没什么关系，因为两种风格的操作性都很垃圾～

Anyone within about eight feet of the hoop can go from standing still with his back to the basket to a flying dunk or layup with a flick of the remote.
只要你晃晃WII棒，任何人都可以从背对篮筐不动的姿势，从8英尺远的地方起飞扣篮或者上篮……

it doesn't seem to matter when you release your shot--it's probably going in.
你什么时候放开按键投篮都没关系，因为一般他都会进

You'll spend most of your time flicking the controller around like an insane person and hoping against hope that something will happen because the Wii recognizes only about half of your controller input.
你将会花你大多数的时间像个疯子一样的甩WII棒，希望会发生点什么，因为游戏一般只能识别你的操作当中的一半～

Every once in a while the game will shock you and actually be playable for 30 seconds here and there, but it's not much better than when you were a kid and you used to stand at an arcade machine and pretend you were playing
当这个游戏偶尔抽筋下，你就可以玩个大约30秒，但是多数情况下，你就像当你还是个小孩的时候，你经常站在街机前面假装你是在玩游戏一样……（这个游戏经常不识别你的操作）

The slam-dunk contest isn't just kind of lame--it's really lame.
灌篮大赛不止是蹩脚～～是相当蹩脚～~~~

We don't have a monkey in the office to test this theory, but it's reasonable to assume that just about any primate capable of holding the remote could successfully perform a dunk here.
也许你没有一个猴子来测试我的理论，但是我可以很有理由的假设任何一个可以拿得住WII棒的灵长类动物都可以完成一次扣篮～～～～～～～～

NBA Live's visuals serve only to add insult to injury
这个游戏得图象就是烂上加烂～～～～～～～～（实在想不出词来翻译add insult to injury了，太讽刺了……）

Live 08 is more a mystery than it is a basketball game.The two biggest questions are "What in the world was EA thinking when it made this game?" and "Is there anyone in the world that would enjoy playing it?"
与其说LIVE 08是个游戏，还不如说它是个迷。2个最主要得问题：EA他妈得是怎么想得做出了这么个游戏？还有世界上会有人享受这个游戏？

矮小的巨人

也许你没有一个猴子来测试我的理论，但是我可以很有理由的假设任何一个可以拿得住WII棒的灵长类动物都可以完成一次扣篮～～～～～～～～


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