http://www.eturbonews.com/9336/2-russian-tourists-challenge-florida-law-prohibiting-sex-porcupin
May 19, 2009
Two Russian tourists who challenged a Florida law prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation.
Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.
At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.
After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.
Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.
The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.
Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.
Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.
Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.
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俄罗斯两名男子在美国旅游期间,手持介绍当地最怪诞法例的小册子,对其中一条佛罗里达州法例——「严禁跟箭猪发生性行为」留下深刻印象。结果两人真的与箭猪交合,之后需由医生从他们的生殖器官上拔出箭猪刺,回国后更要接受长期治疗。
俄国传媒报道,三十二岁的安东与三十岁的叶夫根耶,与友人到美国旅行。他俩在途中收到一本介绍美国最怪诞法例的小册子,适逢他们於佛州,遂对该州为何会有「严禁跟箭猪发生性行为」这条法例感好奇。
好奇心加上酒意,两人一个小时内真的找来一隻箭猪发生性行为。翌日早上,他们因生殖器发炎而进了医院,医生惊讶地从他们的生殖器上拔出箭猪的刺,还在医生纸写上「生殖器上满是箭猪刺」。
幸好两人走得快,才没有被控。但回国后,他们须接受长期治疗,医治因箭猪刺而导致发炎的生殖器。 |