From: DragonUser84 | Posted: 6/18/2004 12:01:53 PM | Message Detail
I've got some time to kill... I think I'll give Zylo a break...
Zylo: Doc! You gotta help me! I keep eating Hans!
Psychiatrist: (Aka Quack. He also happens to be a duck.) Well, the only thing I can do is prescribe anti-depressants...
Zylo: How will that help?!
Quack: Well, you'll be really happy that you ate Hans instead of getting depressed about it.
(Zylo is about to to flick off Quack when he thinks better of it and eats him.)
Zylo: BUUUURRRRRP! Hmmm... Could've used some BBQ sauce...
(Meanwhile...)
Max: Okay Hans, Zylo isn't here, so we can actually raise your level without worrying about you getting eaten.
Hans: O-O-Okay...
(Alef is staring at Hans.)
Max: Alef!
Alef: Oh! Don't mind me, I never eat anything unless it's dead and cooked first.
Max: Okay then, we're going to rush those Pegasus Knights. You two stay back and... you know.
(Max, Mae, and everyone else runs off.)
Max: Okay Hans, ATTACK!
(Hans steps forward one square and pulls back on his bow...)
(Alef casts Blaze lvl 3!)
Hans: YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
(Hans's strength is gone...)
(Alef jumps onto a well-grilled, dead Hans, and starts eating.)
Yogurt: Sqeak squeak! (Hey, that reminds me, what do DRAGONS eat?)
(Bleu is staring at Yogurt... Hungrily.)
Max: (Sighs.) I give up!
Mawlock: Good. Anyway, Bleu just moved, and Yogurt owes me some money, so... (Casts Move on Bleu's card.)
(Bleu attacks!)
Yogurt: SQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAKKK!!!!!
(Yogurt's strength is gone...)
(Bleu starts eating Yogurt.)
Bleu: When I become a GREAT dragon, I'm gonna eat a CENTAUR! (Resumes eating.)
Mae: (Grabs her nickel-plated lance.) Don't even think about eating me, PUNK!
Bleu: (While chewing.) I was thinking Ernest or Arthur.
Max: Gort, hand over your flask, I need a drink...
Gort: YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY FLASK, LADDIE! (Downs it all in one gulp.)
Max: Fine, I'm casting Egress!
Mawlock: It's not your turn yet.
Max: I DON'T CARE! (Casts Egress.)
(Back at HQ.)
Zylo: Hey everyone! Wait, where's Hans and Yogurt?
Alef: Uhhh... (Burp!)
Bleu: Errr... (Burp!)
Max: Ahhh... My head...
Nova: Don't ask... |